Which one is funnier?

These are the details, as sent to me by Ted Vincent at the Laff Spot.

The 2011 Houston’s Funniest Person Contest will be held at the Laff Spot Comedy Club Champions; 8905 Louetta Road, Spring, TX 77379.

The contest is open to ANYONE living in Houston who has not previously won.

The contest starts May 19, 2011 and run through June 23, 2011. Show dates are as follows:

May 19, 2011 1st Round 8 PM
May 26, 2011 1st Round 8 PM
June 2, 2011 1st Round 8 PM
June 9, 2011 1st Round 8 PM
June 16, 2011 1st Round 8 PM
June 23, 2011 Finals! 8 PM

Each comedian will have up to 20 FREE tickets for the 1st round to invite their friends, family or complete strangers to watch them perform. Tickets will be available for purchase should you advance to the finals. You will be required to bring audience members to watch the show for each round you participate in. There will be a 2 item minimum inside the show room for each person.

The entry fee is only $25 cash due by May 15, 2011.

Each contestant should be prepared to do 3-10 minutes of material based on number of entries and round.

To enter, call the Laff Spot Comedy Club at 281-655-7777 and speak with Ted Vincent or sign up with him at any open mics. Provide your name, phone number and e-mail address.

Never mind any gripes or complaints you may or may not have about the details of the contest, I recommend entering and doing your absolute best to win. We will have special HFP blocks at the Houston Comedy Union open mic, for contestants to practice their set and get tips from former winners and judges.

Admission is free with donation to Bill Hicks Wildlife Foundation

Program starts at 9pm…Best of HCU stand-up show follows at 11

stay tuned for more details…

here’s a tease…

Free admission if you possess the necronomicon

DANNY RIOS on St. Patrick’s Day

STEVEN KENDRICK at the World Famous Comedy Store

Special guest, Houston’s own prodigal son – MATT KIRSCH

THIS SHOW WILL BE BUCKWILDFUKKINCRAZY!!

Bring your friends out for an insane evening of VERY adult comedy. The Houston Comedy Union is at Sherlock’s River Oaks, 1952-A West Gray, Houston TX 77006. Show starts at 1030pm and it is absolutely FREE! Cheap drink specials galore! Too many and cheap to mention.

Albert DeLeon hosts…so you know it’s ladies night.

The Super Bowl of New Jokes!

Contestants must use 100% new material written since November 22nd, 2010. Sets must be 4 minutes long and no longer than 7. After 7 minutes is a 1 point deduction on all judges total scores, after 8 minutes is an automatic DQ.

There is a $10 cash buy-in before the show; 1st place gets $200, 2nd place gets $100 and 3rd place gets $50. Judges scores and notes will be posted after the show.

meet the judges...

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Here is the line-up…

Chase Durousseau

Ryan Thauburn

Mark Hurtado

Russell Simek

Tim Bateman

Al B.

Steven Padilla

Dick Beeman

Rod Lure

Kristin Lindner

GW Boles

Leo Morgan

Steven Kendrick

Donnie Johnson

Mario Saenz

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Performance order will be determined by a drawing right before the show.

Mmmm...salmon.

Come one, come all! The Whiskey Brothers triumphantly return to 1952-A West Gray after years of prick-induced exile! Come laugh your holiday ass off with Rob Mungle, Sam Demaris, Slade Ham and John Wessling. Songs will be sung, dirty jokes will be told and stockings will be stuffed!

Saturday, December 18th 2010 at the Houston Comedy Union @ Sherlock’s River Oaks, 8pm, FREE ADMISSION! OUR GIFT TO YOU FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL YEAR OF SUPPORTING US!!!!

If you’d like to reserve a table, send your info to houstoncomedyunion@gmail.com

...OF NEW JOKES!!!!

On Super Bowl Sunday, after the game, the Houston Comedy Union will have a 15 comic throwdown for a $200 winner-take-all cash prize…the catch is, you can only use jokes written AFTER November 22nd 2010.

So get a clean sheet of paper out, and start writing some new material for the HCU 2011 Super Bowl of NEW JOKES!

Sets will be AT LEAST 4 minutes long, no longer than 6:59, ALL JOKES must be brand new. New tags to old bits are not eligible. ANY use of old material will get you DQ’d!!

get out the ole set lists!

The honor system is in place here, the idea being this will be a great chance to create new material for our old, tired & busted acts. If this goes well, and that is ENTIRELY up to the rank and file of the HCU, I can see this becoming a yearly tradition that helps break our collective logjams of creativity.

Certain local pros will be invited, depending on how many accept the challenge, that will determine how many amateur or at-large OR STAND-BY spots are available that night. There will be no more than 15 contestants the night of the Super Bowl.

More details will be released soon, but don’t worry about that now, worry about writing new jokes!

New York City? Get a rope! ...and he'll make sandals out of it.

Thanks to Paul and Emily for coming home to Houston and playing in our post-apocalyptic Laff Stop fever dream.

CLICK THIS TO WATCH 3 BOOTLEGGED MINUTES FROM THE SHOW

SEX ROBOTS!

The Cajun Queen is rolling up from the oil and beer-vomit soaked coastline of Galveston Texas to amuse us peasants this Sunday night.

Comedy fans and comics alike should come watch a real pro carve up our HCU stage.

"A black hockey player, a drunk cajun and a bad Kid Rock impersonator walk into a bar..."

Show starts at 1030ish, no cover charge and mostly $2 drinks all night.

Come see Houston’s prodigal son, Sam Demaris sing the hits and blow you away with new stuff as well.

Sherlock’s River Oaks, show starts at 10:30 PM, no cover charge, $2 drinks

1952-A West Gray, Houston TX…the home of the Houston Comedy Union